I'm Dreaming Of A Nerdy Christmas
It was Christmas Eve. B14 sat safely in Valkeakoski, sipping delicious eggnog.
He looked at the scary Beepedia hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Abyssos had hung it there, just before they looked at each other quickly and then fell into each other's arms and yiffed each other's tail.
If only I hadn't been so strong, B14 thought, pouring a mighty amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Abyssos might not have got so autistic and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a beautiful tear and held his ePenis in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a hard-working voice lifted amazingly up in song.
- "I'm dreaming of a nerdy Christmas"
- "Just like a upside down kidney that pumps urea to your head instead of your nutbladder."
B14 ran to the door. It was Abyssos, looking sexy all over with snow.
"I missed you terribly," Abyssos said. "And I wanted to yiff your tail again."
B14 hugged Abyssos and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Abyssos said.
"I think so too," B14 said and they yiffed each other's tail until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted fox eye and lived happily until B14 got drunk again.